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I want the kinect for xbox as I have already told everyone But there is a Zumba game you can use with it too! While researching it on you tube I saw this video Its long but I am sharing because 1. it shows you an entire zumba class 2. watch the lady in the green shirt (that would be my mom if we took one) 3. the lady right behind her? That would be me if we took a class Hilarious

I soooo am getting one of these I need one of these We all do YAY xbox

I am taking some classes They are kind of intense So difficult in fact the tests are open book The first test I took I got a 90 and the second I got an 86 On an open book test. The instructor assures us we are not all stupid as a 92 was the highest score on the first exam But seriously An open book test? How can you miss any if you are able to look at the book? My family says I am too hard on myself But fess up dear internet Wouldnt you be a tad bit upset if you didnt get 98 to 100 on a test that you can refer to the book with the answers in it? Yes I am that competative Anywhoo at this point I am glad that I am passing But you know what I am blaming it on the internet Who reads an entire article anymore The internet is all bold headlines I glance through get little bits here and there Lindsy Rehab Mel rants click here to LISTEN (not read I dont have time) You Tube LOLCatz (doesnt even spell properly ) I can has a link? Oh click here to lose weight. Pop up

Work at home office  I am setting up my new office While looking at the screen I thought to myself this screen is too small It is so tiny I need a 17 inch Off to ebay Yup there is one I will make a bid Accepted! Score Oh wait. I have a 17 inch I needed a 19 Fail Next my headset wont work with the software I need Dang it Off to buy another one Shoot this one doesnt work either Oh wait I have to disable the onboard speakers Dang it now they both work I had to run some cable extensions Although the length was right it wouldnt fit in the slot properly What the heck its too long Ill squeeze the end in Argh still wont work Why is this plastic thingy so much bigger then the other one Ill melt it a bit with my lighter it doesnt lack much to fit Oh wait that doesnt go in there Shoot it goes in here Argh now it wont fit at all I had to rush out and buy two new cables WTH Why did I want this office again OH right that is it I can be more efficient and make more mo

I went to Staples to pick up something and saw they had all their office chairs on display CLEARANCE Rows and rows of different types and colors I was happily sitting in them all but lets face it an office chair is an office chair and they all bite Each and every chair was marked between 89 to 99 dollars so what can one expect. I was happily plopping my fat butt in them all to see if any of them are better than the crappy one I have at home That seems a fair price so I am sure I can find one I like I am not that picky But then... I sat in a chair That was plush And soft And so freaking comfy OMG I am so buying this chair for 99$ Except It was 399$ Marked down from 499$ Out of dozens of chairs I find the one that is 5 times as much Why is this chair here Now none of them are worth a crap None Because the only chair I want now is the one I cant afford When I was a young girl my mom would constantly berate me for my champagne taste on a beer budget Or accuse me of m

I call this picture I dont know why it is upside down  I need a sound proof office I surfed all over the web for tips and tricks They showed me lovely homes redone in sound proof dry wall  With insulation Beautiful rooms with gleaming walls to put your 6 foot desk and 40 inch monitor and paper mache flowers. Um Yah I dont want to spend money I want to make money Whats a poor lazy white trash girl to do? I will tell you I threw every single area rug down on the floor for a wonderful visual  of 18 different colors overlapping to cover the worst stains I pounded in nails all over the concrete walls and hung up all my too small, out of fashion, why did I buy this clothes. Sprayed Fabreeze all over them to mask the dust, mold , closet must and  how old is this crap anyway smell and Wah LAH Can you hear me now? No No I cant  How about when I scream really loud for someone to bring me a soda Nope cant hear you now either  Success 

Honey Im home There are a lot of catch sayings around to announce your arrival home The boring I'm home or Fred flintstone screaming Wilma! There is Mr Cleaver's condescending Honey I'm home. Even better is Cheers exuberant NORM! But my niece has beat them all. When she was a toddler she would run into your home and announce with arms up over her head YAY! I'm here! And yes dear internet that is now my catch phrase upon entering anyones home. YAY I'M HERE Woot!

I love my iphone I got one when they first came out I listened to so many lectures on why I shouldnt buy one. Why it would fail. Why it was over priced I even nicknamed one co worker IPHONE HATER and that is who he is now and forever more But the people who seemed most offended by the Iphone are Blackberry owners I do not know why I think the Blackberry is awesome too. I just love my Iphone I have no hate for the Blackberry but this........... is hilarious see more funny videos

Stop telling me what to do! This is what hubby said to me the other day Erm.... We have been married for 24 years You are just now saying this? After 24 years? HAHAHAHAHA Yeah I am going to change Well I did change a little Now I scream this out in any conversation possible. Dont forget to pick up cigs.. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO Oh yah.. This will be fun