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My girl collects ducks She thinks ducks are just so funny So I found these at a garage sale for 50 cents! What a bargain

My daughter was over the other day and reminded me of something that happened last summer I meant to blog about it at the time but forgot We were out one weekend hitting the garage sales and I thought I would show off my new iphone features I could use gps to find all the garage sales We wouldnt miss a one The only problem is I was not getting any signel but the dreaded E For those of you without AT&T that is the edge network It is so slowwwwwwwwwww Ridiculous slow. I am hanging out the window trying to get a good signel while mom is driving. Her: Which way Me: I dont know yet Her: I thought your handy dandy phone told us Me: I am on edge Her: Which way? Me: I dont know yet, I am on edge Her:You are on edge? Did you need a nerve pill Her: I got a nerve pill LOL....maybe it would help I dont know surely cant hurt

One 12 pack of Diet Mountain Dew for the daily consumption of one can each every morning for a happily married couple Day One - Pop on counter, Wife makes glass of ice, puts one in freezer for hubby who is up 30 mins later. Day Two - Still on counter, Hubby makes glass of ice puts one in freezer for wife up 30 mins later Day Three - Still on counter, Wife up first waits 30 mins dry mouth hears hubby making his ice begs for him to make her one too Day Four - Still on counter, Hubby up first makes his own ice yells at wife to put pop in fridge for the love of $%$% cant you put it in the fridge? Day Five- Still on counter, each makes their own glare at each other Day Six - Still on counter two empty ice cube trays in freezer Ahh True love Arent you jealous? hehe

We have this huge festival during labor day that comes to our town each year It draws celebraties at times not often and normally has been ones but still ....you know. A huge car auction Of course lots of things are going on in town also We normally make our escape and run away during the 3 days Silly tourists and all But this year since we couldnt really afford a luxurious vacation (If its not 4 star forget it, I will stay home work until I can afford one) I have however come up with a plan I think we are going to dress up like tourists Such as: Dumb visors Gawdy shirts Khakis Fanny Packs Camcorders around necks Maps in hand Say things like ....which way to the...............blah Just like be all dumb touristy in our own town We can take shuttle buses We can tell the local vendors how cute and quaint the town is We can ask for directions We can hit all the local attractions hundres of garage sales (ok maybe only 40 or 50 ) flea market craft show historical ho...

Let do a quiz How well do you know me? While sitting 20 mins in pharmacy waiting for my ADD drugs I did what? a. Wiggled about annoyingly b. played doodle jump c. shopped in pharmacy and made stupid impulse purchases When I start my time of month I am normally a. super freaky emotional mess b. irrational c. surprised when it happens d all of the above My biggest love of my life is a. my car b. my dog c. my family d. we really dont want to know someones feelings will get hurt Who cleans my house a. my mom b. a cleaning team in hazard gear c. hubby d no one Why do I blog a because no one listens to me b because i am full of myself c boredom good luck and whoever gets them all right gets absolutely nothing! yay what fun lol

I call this pic Goober says WTH? I walked in the bathroom Saturday and the carpet was wet right by the tub Quite satuarted really I figured someone got sloppy during a shower Not me I actually need a shower pretty badly hehe. The towel became sopped so I put another one down but by Sunday it was soaked too. Uh oh Something i leaking Hubby tore up the bathroom wall and decided handle is leaking runs down tub side and onto floor OK Easy enough fix But he said, since he was in there he would replace that wall it looks pretty nasty anyway its been leaking awhile Wow Ok that is ambitous, but go for it. After he was in there for 6 hours I opened the door and said How is it going? Fine I just have to tighten this nut. And I kid you not dear internet ... Like something out of a sitcom A bad sitcom A gush of water jetted out of the wall hit him full in the face and knocked him back on his butt. Did I panic? Did I scream? Of course not! I busted out laughing Because tha...

Means no matter how hot I think I am I cant dance for crap LOL and is it wrong for me to laugh at this He really is amazing but he just looks too dang happy I think this guy is a Diva to the Nth degree one we should all try and imitate

Morphing into a ...Moth Last year at this time I was getting eyelash extensions Or maybe it was the year before Anyway While I was working I was also cruising the net on the side and looking at Carpet cleaners WTH?? What has happened to me?

Have you seen these commercials for Lanacane? Balloon people with their legs rubbing together I don't know if I should be offended by this commercial? Maybe its more like I am thrilled they are making this stuff? Why didn't they have this crap when I was younger and wore shorts(thank goodness for capris coming back in style) Maybe they did but it was taboo to market it I tell you what it is certainly a weird thought that you could be in a situation where some hot stranger asks you what is  that white cream is on your thighs Would any answer not be embarrassing Oh that is just the cream I wear so I don't chafe when my huge fat thighs rub together. Ok i will take it as marketing. Hey ad guys you want the next new AD CAMPAIGN? Find me something that stops me from sweating under my boobs. I doubt you could use balloon people for that. Perhaps cotten ball chicks? What you think?