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Gamma bought Goober a new toy A lovely chicken Click here to see Goober enjoy it aww Gamma is so nice He seems a little worried I might take it away though? Who me? Never. Dont worry Goob your loud obnoxious chicken is safe.

I woke up last night with an itch After scratching, thought I might as well get up and go to the bathroom. When I sat down something really sharped poked me in the rear. I jumped up and looked behind me. It was one of my finger nails. It must have came off when I was scratching my @rse and was hiding in my jammies. I had to stop and wonder. Do you think that has happened to anyone else? Like ever? Probably not.

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I left the house for like, oh I dont know, 10 minutes yesterday. While I was out the mailman put in a notice of a certified letter in our box. I am sure he had to be on the look out to be able to leave it whilst I was away. Anywho.......... Certified letters are never good news but it said the sender was OVERTONS WTH? Who is that? Do I owe them money? Is it an Ebay purchase? Why Certified? It has to be important! Stupid thing said I couldnt pick it up at post office for 3 more hours! Hes probably not going to get done with his route till then and has to sit in his car waiting to miss other homeowners. But then...... I remembered! Last spring I entered hundreds of sweeps You can find them on this forum http://www.online-sweepstakes.com/ I did enter a contest for Overtons They are located here. www.overtons.com OMG First prize 15,000 dollars So me being me and all optimistic Pinged, Im'd Tweeted, facebooked, told every single person I know all about it. YAY We just had to wait thre...

Feeling blue? Watch this If you don't laugh then you are not human and you need to tell us how long you will be visiting our planet.

I was looking on eBay and the old Iphones are going for 299.00 for the 16 GB I was all holy crap I have one of those. So I went to AT&T and the new Iphones are 99.00 Wow It doesn’t take a genius to figure this one out I sold my old 16 GB for a sweet 300 bucks. I bought the new Iphone for 100 bucks Bragged about it to everyone I know how I made 200 dollars How clever I am How crazy the world is How nuts it is someone to buy something older when they could buy new for cheaper. Twittered it. Facebooked it. Spent the profit on foolish things while waiting for my new super duper upgraded Iphone3GS I assume the S is for super duper. It came. It’s not the S It’s the old Iphone The old iphone refurbished It’s an 8 GB I so totally downgraded for 200 bucks What a loser

(windows classic screen saver) I was working the other day and some stupid life time movie was on. I couldn’t find the remote (meaning not in eyesight), so I left it on. The ending was some passionate couple, separated by weird but noble circumstances, who in the end run away together to live happily ever after in paradise. Sapping ending of course but yours truly is not heartless. I thought how nice and romantic. Then my mind wandered to wouldn’t that be nice to retire to paradise. Being all ADD I soon started ticking off the reasons it would so suck for me. My hair gets all bozo big in humidity I would have to wear less clothing and my spanx would show I sweat under my boobs Since hitting my 40s I sweat in Wal-mart what would happen in tropics My make up would slide down my face and my lover would see real me Skinny women in skimpy clothes would be everywhere I would have to wear sandals and I have never gotten a pedicure in my lif...

Me:You forgot to do that! Him: Oh my bag Me: What? Him: I forgot. OK? Give me a break. Me: Did you just say my bag Him: Yeah my bag, my fault , as in sorry Me: It's not my bag. Him: What? Me: It's my BAD . Him: No it isnt. It's my bag. They say it at work all the time. Me: You say my bag at work? Him:Yes . Me: Do they laugh? Him: Ohhhhh yah usually they do. Me: That's because its my BAD not my bag. Him: Oh well....my bad. Me: Exactly. LOL

Her: What is that? Me: What? Her: There is something in the side of your chair, a sticker or something? Me: (looking) Oh no there isnt. Thats nothing. Her: Oh its nothing? What is it? HIM: It's probably a candy wrapper ME: FINE! Rips out candy wrapper,another,and yet another. ME: Fine!Fine! They are candy wrappers. Here look! There are lots of them. Fine I am weak! Weak I say! Him: I knew that is what it was Her: Sorry LOL I cant get away with anything How do they do that?