Mandatory Blog Here

You all remember Goober here: and this post here Last year this little dog would spend hours digging her way under our fence We ran her off numerous times but were not worried After all she is so tiny and Goober is so big So now we have this visiting us Does he want to meet his daddy? Snip Snip Goober Thats all i am saying

I am home now and once in a while I get this weird domestic bug up my arse and bake Hubby says he likes carrot cake Puke So I make a carrot cake cream cheese frosting Man eats one piece says it good 3 days later I throw rest away I like it with coconut frosting he says Um ok weird but fine Next time bug hits I make a carrot cake with white coconut frosting Hubby eats one piece Three days later throw rest away I like the brown clear type coconut frosting he says Wtf says I, are you talking abut German chocolate cake? Yes that is it That’s the kind of cake I like wtf So I buy the crap too make the stupid cake Eat half the can of the chocolate frosting for the sides Put coconut brown crap on top Mix rest of that in with the last half chocolate frosting for sides The stupid thing is huge two layers He better eat more than one piece That’s all I am saying It looks retarded anyway, Rachel Ray would cry at the site. I figure if he doesnt eat it I can just stick a fork in his head and be done ...

The economy being what it is, I would hate to think I wasn’t doing my part to spend sensibly and have made drastic cut backs! New rules for the household No more eyelash extensions Gamble at casino only 4 times a year not every month Nails every other week rather then once a week Limit adult pay per view rentals to 1 a week (pick wisely!) No iTunes at all! Evil addictive iTunes Buy brand cigs online Tan 1 time less per week Peel potatoes rather then buying instant (this is really doing my nails in by the way!) Eat out only on weekends (again pick wisely) Buy candy only in bulk (I can’t see this helping as much as I had hoped) Buy one ply See how frugal I am? I am making these drastic changes in drastic times So very proud but geez I hope it doesn’t last long. ;) PS Yes I am exaggerating (sort of), but I do miss those fun filled cash is no object days

Since leaving cube-ville (h3ll?), the quest has been for the perfect phone. I knew they would call me in desperation, want, need, omg what we do without you please! I wanted to be set up to ignore them properly. I have a land line but it’s this dumb wireless phone. The phone would ring but it would never be on its cradle. It would be under a cushion, under the sofa, in the bathroom that was if the stupid thing was even charged. In frustration I bought an old fashioned corded phone tethered forever to the wall Argh but no caller ID No worries I hooked up the old answering machine Argh they all hang up No worries I will star 69 the sneaky callers Argh it cost like 75 cents or something and if you do that every day a couple times, it can add up. No worries I will buy a cheap tethered wall phone with caller id on the handset. Argh you have to pick the stupid thing up for the caller id to register, and you have essentially just answered it. No Worries I will look real quick and hang up. Arg...

Women love SITC because above all else they are all different and they are all friends. Yes the clothes are great, the men are lush, but the underlying theme is they are all great women and great together. Which leads me to todays post: The women in my life. I don’t normally get along well with women but there are a few in my life that I adore Some related, some friends ,some only coworkers and acquaintances They all have different qualities I find adorable and endearing If you read this and are trying to find yourself, you each get two. She works so hard all the time I admire it so much She is so cute and so mean at the same time it makes me laugh She is so optimistic to the point of doing stupid things She has the greatest laugh in the world when she is not faking it If I haven’t done, said, or thought it already she probably has We both have same mood swings and recognize them (respect) quickly She has been to hell and back and is still trying to cope She has listened to my unsolic...

Broke I was broke a couple weeks ago. This happens more often than not every few months or so and is normally not a big crisis. Me being so clever with no sentimental feelings holding me back whatsoever, list my possessions I am bored with on eBay Since liquid cash is the goal at the moment I ruthlessly undercut all current auctions and sale them all quickly with buy it now. Stupid I forgot I did all my shipping from my former job My former job that had lovely boxes galore, a ups shipping center and packing material of various sorts and sizes , all at my disposal I also had a running tab on shipping fees and it was all priced at cost. Being the spontaneous sort I am (stupid), I had quit my long term job with no notice last month. I don’t think they will allow me the luxury of that shipping area any more Tired I am exhausted. I have run around for last week on a scavenge hunt for boxes and packing tape and cheaper shipping solutions. Lugging items and boxes into commercial places and tr...

It's here My Kindle! I thought the iphone was great but this thing...... OMG Every ADHD persons dream! I would like to read that book. Now! I wish I could surf the net wirelessly away from home. Now! I wonder if that books is any good? I should download a preview. Now! I can barely see this font, I wish it was bigger. NoW! I use to have that book. I wish I still did. I would read it again. Now! Yes, I know all you artsy fartsy types like to smell your old moldy books and dream of when you first read it. I get how you fell in love with it and how the look of the worn and torn yellow pages makes you all weepy and sad for your lost youth. Its great how much you adore the dusty old book stores with the old creepy furniture and over varnished shelfs. I know how much you enjoyed purusing for hours to find some first edition kid book that is probably on sell on ebay for 8 dollars. I get it. I really do. I'd listen to you go on and on about it and I will even nod now and then, but ple...