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Christmas The time to share give love blah blah Whats a mean diva like me to do? Never fear I have some things to share with you Ways to be your evil self while still being in Christmas mode My cousin and I had our babies about six months apart One year I gave her toddler play dough The next she gave mine finger paints Following year her bundle of joy received a gun with 27 annoyingly loud sounds My kid got GLITTER BARBIE My kid poured the tube of glitter in our bed Under the covers so we didnt notice until we got up the next day and I had stripper glitter on my Well you get the picture She won! I sure miss those days Go spread some Christmas cheer to your friends with toddlers for me! Fun times

This is so mean and yet so adorable Its funny because its just a video game you know in the scheme of things who cares? But awwww bless him ps its his older brother letting him play his xbox so its mean and funny and oh my siblings now you know why i only had one

Hope you are all enjoying your family So much to be thankful for We are all blessed

LOL This is me doing Kinect Dance Central OH YAH I got moves Who wants to take me dancing

Nothing says Freedom like nothing else to lose Janis Joplin lyric I believe but sometimes these hard financial times seem to hit me in other more subtle ways. Example the convo with my online friend Her: I am eating flakes of corn Me: wth? Her: They are like generic Corn Flakes Me: OH! Like Happy Os? Her: Right just like that I think if I put enough sugar on them they will be fine Yup Like Bob Dylan sang.... These times..... They are a changing

I have been really busy lately (last month) Doing an online class There were like 5 tests I think I dont know it is a blur now If you remember I was moaning I wasnt acing them even though they were open book Well Thursdays Finale I was sweating I wouldnt pass it I dont know what it is but if there is any pressure on a test I start freaking out The dumb thing scores it as you are going along so my mind does the math quickly OMG If I miss 4 more I fail 3 2 1 OMG OMG I got 5 questions left and if I Miss one more I FAIL FAIL FAIL its ok internet I didnt miss any But I sat on that last question for 20 minutes Freaking out IF I MISS THIS I FAIL Shaking Crying Yes I am that insane But yay its over YAY ME LOL

I use to get a Speigel catalog every year These things are huge Like door stops They were full of lovely full page ads Glossy paper Shiney new clothes I loved them I kept it on the coffee table for months The thing was so well made it looked like a coffee table book But sadly I am not quite the shopper I use to be It doesnt mean I dont love them I do like me some fantasy shopping and looked forward to getting the christmas issue every year. But this year I got a flimsy 10 page one. Sniff I am off the mailing list Boohoo They figured out I am broke Why does this make me sad? I am not even worth  fantasy shopping anymore Maybe because all I get in the mail now is offers from credit repair agencies How the heck did I get on that list Do they know something I dont haha Maybe i will get a nice Walmart flyer tomorrow Maybe if I order something inexpensive from Speigel I will get back on their list