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 Mom is trying to wear some new flip flops with reinforced sides I dont know how to describe them but basically they are your flip flop sandles with sides on them so they dont flip flop She of course has a sore between her toes I am all like so dont wear them She informed me it was either those or those pink crocs The ones that strangers make fun of. Those were all the rage years ago I read that the company making them expanded so fast that now they were facing bankruptcy because they fell out of favour so quickly Stay with me internet, remember I am ADHD diagnosed. The above convo got me thinking of all the things that I use to LOVE that are so stupid now Big 80s hair Mullets Hairy chests Mustaches Miami Vice look High waisted jeans Perms I loved all those things. All accept perms I always thought that was pretty silly to look like a brillo pad So what do you think it was that made us change Over use? Propaganda that it wasnt cool anymore A change from it to

My family is always saying its creepy how I know things Like I answer questions before they ask them which is really weird but I swear they asked them. How did you know that? What? That? You just asked me? No No I didnt I was going too .......but Oh ...well I figured you asked it I guess Youre creepy Thanks I knew you were going to say that haha Or I will think of someone I havent thought of in long time and run into them Or i have dreamed of things that happen next day Or I will call someone out of the blue to ask what they are doing when they are doing something bad (a PERM the girl) or inappropriate (the tattoo GRANDMA) I actually left my last job by an overwhelming feeling out of no where I thought it was a panic attack and just left on a Tuesday after 13 years with no notice. I found out later they were planning on big changes that would have made me quit anyway and I got to leave without training someone how to do the job so HA! Yesterday I was telling my fri

I have been on a diet of some sort since I started this blog (forever really) I weigh exactly 1 pound more than when I started blogging over a year ago But I have lost a lot of weight, sadly its just the weight i kept putting back on Anyway I found out from Weight Watchers and their point system that there are lots of fast foods you can eat and stay under 300 calories a meal Such as 6 pc Mcnugget Single Cheeseburger Wendys Chili Soft Shell Tacos Reg Roast Beef from Arbies Yay I can be lazy and eat right too!

Pet me! No! Pet me! You would think, looking at this picture, that these pets get no loving or attention. In reality they are just jealous of each other and cant stand it if one is getting attention

Im working or trying too Goober is in the other room with one of his toys Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee squeaky says Weee we Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Goober what do you have? Stop it Gooober comes in I dont have anything Why Goes in other room Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee I get up from working Dang it (*&* you are driving me crazy. But I was sitting on it It sounded far away because, my fat arse was muffling it and evidently im so fat I dont even notice sitting on such things anymore Sorry Goober My Bad

You are an idiot Why are you being such an arsehole. I am not being mean to Goober He went in the litter box for gosh sakes! He is lucky he doesn't  live on a chain in yard now Goober go lay down Goober get away from me. Stop looking at me like that I am not trying to pick a fight. Boo hoo sob That commercial is so sweet Maybe I should go to a fat farm I think I will I spent hours researching one I am going to go for 3 months What do you mean I cant go You dont care about me You are selfish No I didnt get any sleep I havent slept in 24 hours probably because of you and how you drive me insane. Who can sleep. I dont feel like working Just because, what you mean why dont I feel like working I got someone to cover I don't know how long Why should I work all the time All I do is work No one cares They just want more more more You all just want more more more the more I give more you want. Its never about me always you you you  No I don't want to go

  I posted this picture before showing you how we are hunkered down for the winter But you can see my two pets, Goober and Beuhla get along very well. They are very close. She likes to lick his head  He likes to lick her um....other end. Since we got him as a puppy and she has always been friendly to other animals they are almost like siblings. Ok bear with me I am going to go off topic but it does all tie in  When Goober was a puppy, he was very easy to house break He would always go peedies outside through the pet door. However he would poo in house for quite a bit longer I could never catch him in the act. I would not scold him of course just clean it up and throw it away He always watched me clean it up and we tried hard to catch him in act. To be honest i have never seen him poo, he doesnt like to do it when anyone is watching I can walk him two miles and he wont poo.(ok two blocks who am I kidding walk 2 miles) Such a modest dog. He started going right by the trash where I was