Mandatory Blog Here

I am so out of blog content. I sit around in a stuper in my boring life and wonder why I bothered starting a blog and why anyone would bother reading it. So desperate for inspiration, I bought this book It is a great book. Like the title says bloggers have to refrain from blogging for the sake of blogging and not just list what we had for lunch. Because that is boring. Telling people what you did all day and had for lunch is mind numbing and silly. But.......... Do people eat like I do? I dont think so. I had a bag of these for lunch. After that, I ate a box of these. Come on! How can that be boring LOL

He's Like what? whats so bad about the way Marley is acting? I don't get it.

Her: Ack chest pains I'm going to doctor Me: OK Her: Never mind, they are gone now Me: Go anyway Her: No it’s stupid Me: Ok but call them Her: I called they said I should go to er Me: Ack ok you want to go to E.R. Her: No Me: Oh are you sure Her: Yes it stupid I’m fine Me: Ok but we can go it doesn’t matter you have insurance lets just go Her: No I’m fine Next day Me: Want to go shopping Her: Yay ok Me: We can go to city Her: Yay alright Ring Me: You ready to go Her: Ack no I have chest pains Me: Ok let’s go to E.R Her: Ack yes omg it hurts I’m dying Me: Ok Me Vroooooooom Me: We are here no worries get a wheel chair 4.5 hours later No cigs No food Dizzy Me her in unison: Omg what is it doc give it to us straight Him: You have indigestion Us: YAY Her: I feel stupid Me: Don’t feel stupid let’s drive home yay Her: I’m hungry Me: I need a flipping cig you got any money? Her: BURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP Me: YAY I have blog content Just teasing internet. We were both very relieved and alway

Goober is a Golden Retriever. They are prone to allergies and skin conditions Sores from digging, allergies, ingrown hairs all sorts of take care of my luxiurious coat I am a beatiful golden type things. He has been scratching his side a lot lately I looked and he had a big sore on his side. OH NO!!!! I have been neglecting him He is not getting the care he deserves. After much research, I found out I could give him some antihistamine and I ordered some very special shampoo and salve to put on his tender hide. Poor Goober. I bought anti-itch sprays for him too. The poor baby. Today he was digging I was trying to distract him with new toys Dont dig goober. Come here mommy will love on you. But then, something fell to the floor. What the #$#@? Goober did not have some sore on his side caused by his baby like pure bred pedeigree my granddad won the west minster best in show sensitive golden retriever skin. It was a wad of gum. He had a wad of gum stuck on his fur against his skin. GUM!

My Fat Arsed Mii So I been faithfully working out every day Like a lot! I do the wii fit for 20 mins(aerobics) plus yoga I do the bike for 10 as fast as I can pedal. I end up drenched in sweat out of breath all hot and miserable But that is fine because that is what you have to do right? Two weeks I haven't lost one pound! I am exactly the same. Stupid working out is not enough I am going to have to go on a stupid diet too Dammit So stupid Meh Stupid diets Stupid mii looks like a beach ball with legs I may be fat but it all in my T and A LOL so funny

My long term readers might notice I use that statement a lot. A fork in the head. Did you put a fork in his head? He is lucky I didnt put a fork in his head. Are you done? Should I put a fork in your head? But where did this odd statement come from. I will tell you. When I was growing up I was around my Aunt's house a lot. She had eight kids Yes eight. All within 1 year of each other. I was there a lot because once you have eight what does one more matter? During dinner one evening, one of her evil spawn put a fork in her sister's arm because she went for her piece of chicken. During screams and wails and blood and getting ready to go to the hospital my Aunt said calmly At least she didnt stick it in your head. True zen

Me: I am doing yoga Him: I know I can tell you look great. Me: I have only been doing it a week Him: Yah but you have that glow you look fantastic. Me: Anywhoo, this one position really really hurts my back. Him: Show me Me: Grunt pant twist ughh owwwww "Tadah" Him: That is very good Me: Yes doesn't that look like it hurts, wouldn't that hurt your back too? Him: Yes it looks very painful when you do it Me: What do you mean when I do it? Him: I mean if I did it and was in the shape you are in, it would probably hurt. Him: I mean I work out more than you do that's all Him: You look great Him: I bet lots of women couldn't do that Me: You can shut up now Him: ok Him: Your hair is pretty Me: Bite me