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Her: Should I do this? Her: Should I do that? Her: I can do this? Her: I can do that? Her: Will he be there, did you call them, should I call her, What did they say? Her: Should I buy boxes, should I get bags? Should I leave it in the drawers? Her: I have a hammer and I have some nails. Her: What time will you be here? Her: Should I get donuts? Me: You could clean my house, while we move your stuff Her: Oh……..ok Me: Thanks Her: Lol I can take a hint Me: I know I am so glad too

I go to shut the fridge door It wont shut Goober is behind me bouncing up and down with his stupid squeaky toy. slam slam slam squeak squeak squeak bounce bounce bounce Goober get off me Goober stop it slam slam squeak squeak (*&*& it! Goober body slams me WT$#$# ? Goober get off I am trying to fix the fridge door. Oh wait...... Dang it, Goober get your toy out of the bottom of the fridge It wont shut while its in the way. He must think all poultry should be stored in the fridge. You can buy one here : Crazy chicken It even has a sound sample ...very funny.

Mom’s lease is up. Move behind me says I I will says she Happy day is next week. I need to pack now she says Go ahead I say I hate having boxes everywhere. You can store them on our enclosed front porch I suggest She politely declines. It’s filthy, she explains. Goober’s pet door is there. It has dust, hair, and dirt tracked all over it. Yes I agree, it’s a catch all and not very tidy. Thanks anyway she says. But then…. Thankfully….. She remembered ………. I do pay her to clean my house. Have for years now, as a matter of fact….. And now it is sparkling clean. YAY

It is a beautiful sunny day here today. I got to do brunch, nails, and run some errands. The best part is I got to drive Hot Diva Car and put the top down. As I am zipping down the road I end up behind SBAV ( Stupid Big Arse Van) It is going so slow GAH So I get real close of course as that is what impatient drivers do. Right? But then I see she has this bumper sticker: Yikes I don't do hair. I just had to pass her instead ;)

When my little brother was a toddler, he got his days and nights mixed up. We would have to play with him to try and keep him up all day. If that didn't work ,we aggravated him to keep him awake. It took weeks to get his schedule back on track. We had to get what we called knock out drops from the doctor. Finally he slept all night, but he would get up at 5am or some other ungodly hour. Now I have my days and nights mixed up I am just like a big toddler But I need someone play with me all day or at least give me some good drugs to sort myself out.

As I watched the girl get married to her lovely fiance today I found myself thinking.......... They are going to have beautiful kids. ack I have a Grandma (gamma, nanna, whatever) gene

Convo with girl two weeks ago: Her: My plates expired ME: WTF Her: I know ME: Why you not renew them Her: You didnt tell me they expired ME: WTF it your car, when they expire. Her: Same times yours did. ME: You get em renewed? Her: Yes ME: I bet you never forget again LOL So Today I jump in hot diva car to meet a friend for brunch. Stop off at gas station to get a bottled water. Look down at hot diva car as I pat her to assure her I will be right back and My plates are expired WTF I bet I dont forget ever again ;)