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As I watched the girl get married to her lovely fiance today I found myself thinking.......... They are going to have beautiful kids. ack I have a Grandma (gamma, nanna, whatever) gene

Convo with girl two weeks ago: Her: My plates expired ME: WTF Her: I know ME: Why you not renew them Her: You didnt tell me they expired ME: WTF it your car, when they expire. Her: Same times yours did. ME: You get em renewed? Her: Yes ME: I bet you never forget again LOL So Today I jump in hot diva car to meet a friend for brunch. Stop off at gas station to get a bottled water. Look down at hot diva car as I pat her to assure her I will be right back and My plates are expired WTF I bet I dont forget ever again ;)

Yes dear internet I was wrong! The Wii fit does work Eat right do 20 mins a day and I am down 4 pounds in one week Yay Plus Goober with his loose leash walking, that works too He is actually catching on after numerous lessons and we managed walked around the block. Yay exercise does work Who knew

Some of you have asked about my new Blog Header Fab I know. But, sadly not my design My Blog buddy Killer B Designs made it His site is here : http://killerbdesign.blogspot.com/ Email him for a quote. He loves making them!

I have heard on the news, tabloids, rumors, or something, that Oprah is trying to sue for the copyright of the AHA moment. Evidently she is the only one who has them. But I have had a few of my own. They are life changing moments that I won’t ever forget. I will share one with you because you know….its all about me right? When my darling daughter became school aged, I rejoiced in the freedom. I had been waiting years to get out of my self imposed prison. Yes I stayed at home. Yes it was a noble cause and worth it Keep in mind judgmental readers; we had no internet in those days. I am talking all Wilma Flintstone style doing crafts and what not in order not to go crazy. So when she danced off to school half days, I rejoiced and got a part time job. Dear hubby and I worked separate shifts so he would cart her to school. Dress, bathe, and feed, our precious cargo. But I did not quite let go as easy as that. I laid out her clothes Dictated her hair styles I mandated meals. I passed judgmen

Times are so scary right now Weird germs floating about all over the world Car companies going bankrupt and merging at same time. High unemployment. Being the conscientious citizen I am I want to do my part to help. This is my neighbors yard here: She pays someone to come out once a week to kill all her weeds and fertilize her yard. As do all my other neighbors I am the only one who doesn't do it. Here is my yard. But you see I am being a good citizen not lazy. If I killed all my weeds there would be no more on the street! All those lovely lawn men who come out (you know the young hot tan ones) would be out of work after a couple seasons I just cant in good conscious do that. I mean could you? Really ;)

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