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Don't you Trust me?

Him: I will eat my McRib later ME: OK Him: So dont eat it ME I would never do that ME: I would never eat someone elses sandwich Him: Really, arches eyebrow ME: I mean i would never eat your mcrib after you told me not too. Him: I will just eat it now ME Good plan

Bad Dog

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I have been dissing my dog Goober on my blog quite a bit lately He really isnt a bad dog You can check out this site to see bad dogs Do it later and keep reading my blog http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/ Or I could compare him to our first dog Barny who was a dalmation Barny was insane My first warning was when we went to look at him and his dad was chained to a tree trying his best to break free so he could eat us, barking ferociously Barny the puppy was trying to pin his mother down so he could nurse even though she was whining and trying to kick him away His siblings were bounding over to us to cover us in kisses and cuddles Never the less We brought home Barny He promptly came home and shit in the garage as we got out of car It took us 8 months to house break him He ate every single one of my high heel shoes and at the time I had like 35 pairs. I had foolishly left him alone uncrated for 20 minutes The first two years of his life I would be holding him down with