Thursday, January 27, 2011

Deja Vu

I was going to post about how depressed I am with this winter weather
But I found the post I did around this time last year
And its all covered in that one....
So if you want to know how I am feeling
I refer you to this post


Thursday, January 20, 2011

Kid at Heart

We have an xbox
The only multiplayer game I have that I enjoy is Castle Crashers
If my daughter wont take pity on me I go xbox live for a quick match
With other players
They are all like 8 or 9 years old
and a higher level than I am
They also think my name is tommy because of the font rather than tammy
I pretend i dont have a mic so they will keep playing with me and not think I am creepy
Sometimes they still wont play with me
Maybe I should just stick with farmville or something

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Handy Part 2

I have married a handy man
Of course my house
The gutters are falling down
I have a quilt nailed over my window because he hasn't gotten around to putting plastic up
That is neither here nor there
I also have a can in my kitchen cabinet  that if you move it the shelf will fall down
That's me being handy
Any whooo
I am getting off subject
I love the pediegg
Have you ladies seen this?

This is not a shameless plug
I do love it
The thing is I saw one the other day with a handle
I was moaning to hubby how I almost bought it but it was 20 bucks
He was all like why don't you just cross your legs?
I said it is easier to reach with a handle.
Then he is all
 Don't you have one in the bathroom with a handle?
And I am all like
Yes,but it isnot a pedi egg it is just a file.
So a little later on.................
He comes in with this
With a big grin on his face.

Oh yes he did!
Believe it or not, it works quite well.
He is handy!
Don't you all be jealous now.
He is all mine.

P.S.Please note the decorative screw he used. He made sure to point that out to me.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

This is my life

I do a bit of customer support
and saw this the other day
So funny

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Charmed life

I once posted on facebook how depressing it is to read everyone moan and whine on their status updates and encouraged them to try and have a positive outlook
One of my facebook friends promptly replied how not everyone has  A CHARMED LIFE LIKE I DO!
This caused a whole long comment thread on how my life does suck but I am not one to moan complain bitch cry or update facebook friends on every mediocre mundane difficulty as it happens.

My daughter said yes her life sucks she just has her head up her ARSE

Maybe so
And I also fart rainbows

Thank goodness someone made a  cartoon of this wonderful action
I encourage you all to try it
I mean really
Doesnt that look like more fun ;)

Monday, January 3, 2011

12 Days of Christmas

On the 1st day  of Christmas my hubby said to me
I don’t have to work  for 12 days

On the  2nd day of Christmas my hubby said to me
I don’t have to work and spent all day watching TV

On the 3rd day of Christmas my hubby said to me
I don’t have to work
Axman marathon is on TV
I think that smell is me.

On the 4th day of Christmas my hubby said to me
I don’t have to work
 What do you mean do something
I am
I am watching TV

On the 5th day of Christmas my hubby said to me
What do you mean do something
I made myself breakfast
I will change that light bulb
I am watching TV

On the 6th , 7th,8th,9th and 10 day of Christmas
My hubby said to me
Why are you so cranky
What is that pill your taking
When did you start taking nerve pills
Are you ever going to go to the store?
Pick up some snacks for me!

On the 11th day of Christmas my hubby said to me
I cant believe I go back to work soon
Why is your eye twitching
Don’t you want to snuggle
Why are you yelling at me????????????????

On the 12th day of Christmas my hubby said to me
I cant believe it’s over
Why are you sobbing?
Can you believe it went by so fast?
OMG internet tell me is it just MEEEEE

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Happy New Years

For a list of my new years resolutions
see last year
or the year before
or the one before that
You get the idea..............
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