Never accuse my hubby of not being handy
No wrapping paper?
No scotch tape?
No gift cards?
This is how my hubby wrapped my Christmas Present
Empty Beer Carton
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What a handy man!
I know you are all so jealous
Last year I thought I was turning 46
But I was only 45
So I got like a free year
This year if anyone asks I tell them I am 56
Then they tell me how young I look
When that doesnt work anymore then I will know that I am old
What a great plan.
The time to share give love blah blah
Whats a mean diva like me to do?
Never fear I have some things to share with you
Ways to be your evil self while still being in Christmas mode
My cousin and I had our babies about six months apart
One year I gave her toddler play dough
The next she gave mine finger paints
Following year her bundle of joy received a gun with 27 annoyingly loud sounds
My kid got GLITTER BARBIE
My kid poured the tube of glitter in our bed
Under the covers so we didnt notice until we got up the next day and I had stripper glitter on my
Well you get the picture
I sure miss those days
Go spread some Christmas cheer to your friends with toddlers for me!