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Lovely spring Signs of life everywhere! But here, dear internet is the ultimate symbol of rebith My mother picked these up for me from her doctors office. Arent they lovely? Daffodils are the official flower of the American Cancer Society Be sure and buy some when you see them for sale. They gave these to her at her last Oncologist's appointment. They also said she is in remission. Everything is great and she could live to be 82 Rebirth indeed We are truly blessed Say a prayer of thanks with me friends and hug your loved ones or love your hugged ones Whatever makes you happy Life is great Enjoy!!

I type a lot at my at home job Like ...ALOT Anyway I have never had a problem with wrist pain or anything like that. I have kind of always thought the typists who did are lazy,sitting wrong, whiney, you get the picture. Yes I am obnoxious that way. Something wrong with you? YOU must be doing it wrong. Wouldn't I make a great friend? LOL No fear internet karma has bit me in the ARSE My left thumb is like useless My left hand can not have any pressure on it. If I do use it I fall to my knees and scream in pain(ok not really but I could oh yes I could!) I also couldn't open my own medicine bottle Who the heck makes those bottles? I couldn't open the Aspercreme either Is that a sick joke or what, shrink wrapping it and a stupid pull off tab Are you kidding me? Anyway what is really wrong What is so not RIGHT Is I evidently haul my big fat ARSE out of the tub mainly using my LEFT HAND Yes I was stuck in the tub Because my big fat above mentioned arse is too

I downloaded scrabble for my iphone You can play other players on facebook or you can play the computer Evidently, I am stupid as I havent beat the computer once. Also I dont know the english language as well as I once thought I did I am too scared to play against strangers Anyone else a scrabble fan?

How do I know? Lots of signs Buds on trees The Sun is out The temperature is warming up. But the main clue, the undeniable clue, is. I had to shave my legs because I am breaking out the capris YAY

Me: I am going to redecorate this summer Him: Oh cool Him: We need new carpet Him: Gutters Him: We should get siding, vinyl siding Him: But we would need to get new windows first. Him: If we get new windows we could get central air too as we wouldn't lose so much energy .....Blink, Blink....... Me: I don't know about that, I was thinking new curtains and you know, a throw pillow Him: Oh Him: That would be nice WTH Someone is ambitious and it isn't me dear internet

I was sitting in the Walmart parking lot yesterday with my handy dandy cool Iphone trying to look up the balance on my card. I had the Super Duper cool application for my card on it but couldnt get a wireless signal and it would only hook up to edge rather then the 3g FAST AS THE WIND connection Finally it loads and I keep typing in password wrong. God forbid it SAVES a password so I have to retype it with my big fat stupid sausage fingers on the virtual keyboard that tries to predict my word although it is a password so no such word exists! tap tap tap Is it this word ? No! Meh wrong try again load load load load tap tap tap This word? No WRONG! Try again! Argh what am I going to do I dont want to shop and have my card denied I am not sure of balance OMG if its denied I dont even have a back up card I should just go home No I am sure there is money on there I should just risk it Stupid Iphone What good is it if I cant get a good connection? So dear internet,

The girl is on a diet She put some weight on when she was going to school ,working full time .moving out to start her own life and getting married erm so in other words STRESS She is doing great Of course it is hard work as we all know Up days and down days. We got to talking how our entire self perception can change from day to day Never mind you weigh the exact same Never mind you been carrying that weight around for awhile and our honeys still love us. No we have days like this. I love my curves Im so hot Look at my cleavage Omg I am a cow Look away I am hideous Lets go dancing Woot I am shaking my arse I am too sexy for my shirt. I want to try the pole Wahhh My butt is huge Why does it jiggle Get away dont touch me Why dont you want to touch me I love this shirt It looks so good on me Ugh this shirt is huge I look like someones grandma This is a moo moo My jeans are so fat Yay I got in my jeans Look at my butt Wiggle wiggle Erm yah, and that ca

 Mom is trying to wear some new flip flops with reinforced sides I dont know how to describe them but basically they are your flip flop sandles with sides on them so they dont flip flop She of course has a sore between her toes I am all like so dont wear them She informed me it was either those or those pink crocs The ones that strangers make fun of. Those were all the rage years ago I read that the company making them expanded so fast that now they were facing bankruptcy because they fell out of favour so quickly Stay with me internet, remember I am ADHD diagnosed. The above convo got me thinking of all the things that I use to LOVE that are so stupid now Big 80s hair Mullets Hairy chests Mustaches Miami Vice look High waisted jeans Perms I loved all those things. All accept perms I always thought that was pretty silly to look like a brillo pad So what do you think it was that made us change Over use? Propaganda that it wasnt cool anymore A change from it to

My family is always saying its creepy how I know things Like I answer questions before they ask them which is really weird but I swear they asked them. How did you know that? What? That? You just asked me? No No I didnt I was going too .......but Oh ...well I figured you asked it I guess Youre creepy Thanks I knew you were going to say that haha Or I will think of someone I havent thought of in long time and run into them Or i have dreamed of things that happen next day Or I will call someone out of the blue to ask what they are doing when they are doing something bad (a PERM the girl) or inappropriate (the tattoo GRANDMA) I actually left my last job by an overwhelming feeling out of no where I thought it was a panic attack and just left on a Tuesday after 13 years with no notice. I found out later they were planning on big changes that would have made me quit anyway and I got to leave without training someone how to do the job so HA! Yesterday I was telling my fri

I have been on a diet of some sort since I started this blog (forever really) I weigh exactly 1 pound more than when I started blogging over a year ago But I have lost a lot of weight, sadly its just the weight i kept putting back on Anyway I found out from Weight Watchers and their point system that there are lots of fast foods you can eat and stay under 300 calories a meal Such as 6 pc Mcnugget Single Cheeseburger Wendys Chili Soft Shell Tacos Reg Roast Beef from Arbies Yay I can be lazy and eat right too!