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I know there are a lot of wives who have Honey Do Lists I had never heard of this phenomenon until I worked with a bunch of men They would go on how they got some things off the honey do list done over the weekend. I remember when I heard what it was, that it seemed silly These are grown men why do they have to have their wives tell them what to do I have never been one to nag or tell a grown man to fix things he knows are broken. They all assured me that it helps, so I thought I would give it a go. I put three things on a list Simple things Hubby was off work for a week for a week so three seemed a good start. Convo below Me: Did you do anything on that list Him What list Me The honey do list Him what Me Remember I wrote down three things you could do on your week off Him Oh yah I buried that wire in yard Me What wire Him That one you said Goober dug up Me That wasn’t even on the list. Me You used your foot Me You were holding a beer at the same time Him Yah Him

Yes that is me yammering snorkling cackling in the background

Adventures in Typos On msn Me: I bought Hubby a magnifying glass for his sock Her  :What? Me: You know a magnifying glass so he can see Me: It's hard getting old cant see anymore Me: He can use it in garage Me: He has one in house but he always coming in to get it for garage so now he have one out there Me: It's 5 x oh and it lights up Her: Erm did you say you got him a magnifying glass for his “#$#”ock (rhymes with sock) Me What? No his sock, his Christmas stocking Her OMG ME LOL

I am trying to be less high maintenance and Diva like to save money I thought I would try and do my own nails. I have gotten my nails done for years. It doesnt look that hard. Put some goop on, buff the heck out if it, paint it, easy peasy Plus instead of wasting time at salon I could do it at my leisure at home. I know! I am so smart and thrifty. Yay me! So I bought this. Thats a lovely start. I still missed the airbrush designs on tips though. So i bought these And these But these are boring after a while. Plus when you put the goob on over top they fade you can barely see the design after all that buffing. So I bought this. Which of course is worthless without these But ... I found something out. Doing nails is HARD! If I let my ADD self do them I am constantly at them Buffing,redoing, starting over, reapplying,painting, ruining brushes, losing nails in embarrassing places and at inconvenient times, making my cuticles bloody, and even forcing hubby t

Me and Hubby made cookies last night Was quite funny as we were quite drunk by the time we got to decorating part. I wonder if you can tell? Some of the gingerbread men look a little deranged Oh well , it was fun and its the best thing to eat for breakfast when you are hungover

Great news. If you are away from your puter and your bookmarks and readers but dying to read my blog, you can now just type in www.mandatoryblog.com and it will bring you here I might even rename this blog header to Mandatory Blog It just says it all doesn't it?

I have been entering a lot of sweepstakes lately So far I have won A pair of skis A samsung behold II cell phone and A Idrive portable usb back up drive. Needless to say I have been stalking my mailbox, email, and my heart stops when the UPS or Fed Ex driver goes by. I read the sweepstakes forums on peoples suprise wins. Things will just show up on peoples porches. Prizes they didnt even remembering entering. YAY Yesterday a suprise box showed up on my porch. YAY a win! Told dear hubby, look a win! YAY a major award. This is what it was. OHHH Goober won a major award. COOL But wait, its not a award Its a christmas pressy for goober from my florida friend AWWWW Goober says thanks No he isnt spoiled Not at all No I am not full of myself expecting major awards every day Not at all LOL

We watch It’s a Wonderful Life every Christmas season. Hubby watches because he thinks it sentimental and sweet. I watch it because it is so messed up and twisted and can’t believe I am only one who seems to realize it. I am going to assume you have seen the film and began my rant. Yes, life would suck if George hadn’t been born but what if George had made a few different decisions His brother would be alive because he would be there to save him still it happened when they were young. The pharmacist wouldn’t have killed off some poor family in his drunken haze because George was still at home he hasn’t gone any where yet, no worries. So let move on to George first dumb arse attack He stays to work the family business to send his brother to college instead. Ok that’s cool. He could have turned it around if he had any sense and made enough money so they wouldn’t have to worry about Evil Rich Mr. Potter. He could have fired his dumb stupid Uncle Billie or put him on phones

It is time to go to bed already!

Last year I was working a full time office job along with putting 30 to 40 hours in my at home business. I made gobs of money. I also did this for the family Christmas Tree I believe I plopped it on there exclaiming Merry Flipping Christmas! This year I dont work at the office any more I put this tree up. I got to look at each decoration and remember when it was acquired. I even got a little weepy when I put the green macoroni ornoment made by the girl in daycare Sniff Merry Christmas everyone! PS Dont get me wrong, still miss the money and my New Years Resolution is to work more LOL But it is a nice tree

My Girl just got married last May They are so in love She uploaded this picture onto Facebook. Look it's two struedels One has the arm around the other. ME: How cute. One for each of you. Her: No, I ate them both. Her: But I sent him a picture. LOL That is my kid Definately

The hubby got a day off work this week Tuesday to be exact Weird I know So on Monday night he is acting like it’s a Friday and keeps me up yammering till 1130 I am up at 4am so was you know kind of tired Tueday night,I fall asleep at 9pm 10pm he says DID YOU MESS WITH ALARM Wth?? You woke me up to ask me that? Fuming P.Od at him Get up and can’t sleep At 11:30 (he is up at 430am) I holler at him DID YOU FIX THE ALARM????? Funny Ahh blessed revenge is sweet.