The Farrar Side Podcast
My daughter and I do a podcast where we discuss Zombies, Vampires, Dragons, and Witches. It is really funny because we wander off subject and get all of our facts wrong. Enjoy.
Posts
Stupid Arse
So I had a nice thanksgiving But in the excitement of making a huge hallmark type meal I forgot??blew off ? daily BM So when I went Friday my arse blew up ! Out? I know people don't talk of such things But oh my god Hemmorrhoids ! Wtf How terrible 7 days of it Nothing helps You can't walk or sit or sneeze or cough or bend over A hot bath helps But good luck getting in and out of tub Good luck trying to pee when it feels like you got stick up ya I guess it's like sneezing with eyes open Can't do it Good luck trying work Good luck not blowing your head off Good luck trying to keep your family from hating you because all you do is bitch and whine I know I'm a big baby Anywhoooo I am better And I am thankful for being able to sit And bend over Walk upright And sneeze without sobbing afterwards Yay How was your holiday?
Fun Observations
So Chicago was not near as stressful as I thought it would be It was a great hotel great view and the food was fantastic Training was way over my head of course but managed to make it through and I might have learned a thing or two Is it learned or learnt? I guess I will have to learn that too! I posted a view of our room. You can see we had a great room. Right in heart of things We could watch all the tourists and observe all the traffic. Things I discovered while there: I am horribly out of shape I walk too slow, city dwellers walk with a purpose dammit get out of the way Everyone dresses nicer than me Everyone has better hair than me Also All fat people use the same "I need to rest "tricks: Stopping to look at sites, (leaning on bridges, fences, standing staring up at skyline with hands on hips) Bending over to tie shoes Stopping to pretend to readjust bags etc. Stopping to take pics Good tricks fellow chubsters but once I noticed us all doing th
Windy City
My job is sending me to do training in Chicago 4 Days paid hotel 3 Days training We are taking the train Should be fun I even went shopping and bought outside clothes Well that's a lie My mom bought them for me Well that's a bigger lie she charged them for me Thanks Mom! I even tried on clothes that were too big and had to go down a size WIN! I am such a home body and venturing outside I am all EEEEEE what 50000 things can go wrong. Instead (Starting now) I am going to be all WEEEEEE Im going to Chicago I promise to blog about it when I get home