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I have a 90 pound pure bred Golden Retriever He is beautiful, majestic, lovable and I think he has lost his mind. We moved Mom in and had to move the litter box He pissed in it Gallons of piss! WTH If you are a long term reader you may remember my post where he tried to take a crap in it But seriously?? What dog does this? LOL I am soooo mad at him Do you think he is jealous the cat gets to go inside Do you think he is marking his territory? Do you think he is just ohh............I dont know.......an ASSHOLE I am kind of scared to google it I dont know what sort of images would pop up Maybe this content will bring some awesome links from Big Brother and I will look then

Good lord I never blog anymore What is up with that Am I boring now? I dont seem boring I laugh all the time at my own jokes like I always have So what is going on? Hmmmm Let's see.. Mom is all moved in We took a whole week to move her I moved tons of boxes Furniture Up and down stairs Up all day unpacking packing hustling sweating moving I lost exactly ZERO pounds I am so fat ugh evidently I should stop eating along with exercise What a rip off I think she likes living with us I like her here Broke Still broke gah it sucks It wouldnt be so hard if I had not had those few years where money was no problem Sigh those days Pets Sophie is growing up and isn't really a lap kitty like she was when she was a kitten But when she does it means more I suppose She tortures Goober to death but only because she loves him the most Gamma news The girl is preggy is due soon ...yay a boy Gonna be a gamma soon woot That is about it Hope you are all doing well

So I gave you my list of things we were suppose to do on our 9 glorious days off Happy to say we did them ALL YAY us Sad to say It took all 9 days UGH at home vacations suck No not really it was nice to be off and do things right and not rush But now I am back to work and like totally forgot everything I am suppose to be an expert at being second level support Oh well

I have been at my new job a year Woot You know what that means VACATION A whole week We are taking an at home vacation this year Because we are poor LOL Anyway here is a list of things we need to get done Clean house Move Mom in Fix the gutters (because they are going to drop our home owners if we dont) I wonder why it took them 8 years to notice the gutters had fallen down? Oh well I wonder where the Adams Family gets their insurance Hmm I will keep you posted on if and when we get any of those things done

My mom is moving in with us YAY We decided since we are both stupid in debt if she moves she can save money and I can get rent woohoo! So we are cleaning things out of my house to make room for her While loading truck I fell off porch and did this.. It's not broken but I did tear a tendon or something Same foot I put the toothpick in earlier this year This is what it looks like now Everyone at work said she pushed me off the porch because I was after her pension LOL Anyway needless to say since I am now all gimpified she is helping me more than I was helping her Guess everyone else will have to help her move hehe

Going to be a Gamma soon January We went to a bunch of garage sales today and you cant believe the deals we got We found Bedding 5 $ Stroller  10$ Swing  5$ Bouncing Chair 6$ Diaper Bag 1$ Changing pads a whole bag 1$ Wipes Warmer 5$ Can you believe it God Bless the USA

Do you all know what love goggles are? It is when you look at someone and love them they look beautiful I have a friend who went through major weight loss surgery She lost 150 pounds and is thrilled She is dating Going to meet ups in her city Going to dances Going on walks Whatever She is living life large No pun intended The thing that bothers me Not about her I am happy for her She was really big so even after her wieght loss she has 50 pounds on me easy We are the same height She feels beautiful I feel like a fat ass wtf It really is about how you feel about yourself isnt it? I think we should all take a lesson from her Lets get out there and love ourselves Lets all put our love goggles on when we look in the mirror