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Love Goggles

Do you all know what love goggles are? It is when you look at someone and love them they look beautiful I have a friend who went through major weight loss surgery She lost 150 pounds and is thrilled She is dating Going to meet ups in her city Going to dances Going on walks Whatever She is living life large No pun intended The thing that bothers me Not about her I am happy for her She was really big so even after her wieght loss she has 50 pounds on me easy We are the same height She feels beautiful I feel like a fat ass wtf It really is about how you feel about yourself isnt it? I think we should all take a lesson from her Lets get out there and love ourselves Lets all put our love goggles on when we look in the mirror

True love

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She loves him to pieces He tolerates her Poor Sophie LOL

SELL SELL SELL

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So I am broke again Big suprise Actually was a couple unexpected expenses this time The daughter needed some money to make rent It was that or let them move in OMG here is some money! Kid I kid I love my kids They could move in if they had too we wouldnt mind. That is what family is for right? Then I got the cat declawed as she thinks its fun to scratch me and watch me bleed I also got her spaded because I use to watch the Price is Right What is it with prices now? I am always under bidding and Drew Cary lost all that weight but his head is still huge? Yet another reason I shouldnt lose too much weight I dont want to look like a bobble head! Anywho .....that cost a bit more then I thought it would so came up short No worries I will sell my treasures I went to sell my xbox and my Son in law said I could get more for it at Gamestop Yay Cash and GO Then I found out that the cord that came with it is some jacked up piece of crap that is slowly killing it and they wont b

An Artist at work

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Here is a video of my son in law doing his magic isnt he awesome ps he works for commissions pss and very reasonable

More Bacon Please

Gamma: I would like a bacon cheeseburger pizza Hut: We dont really have those Gamma: Well I dont know what I want Hut: Well you can create your own so you can just order one Gamma: I wouldnt know what to put on it Hut: Well.......hamburger bacon cheese maybe Gamma: Oh yah on a thin crust Hut: ok Gamma: And maybe EXTRA cheese Hut: ok great that be there in 30 mins Gamma OK Gamma calls back Hut Hi can I help you Gamma Yes i ordered a bacon cheeseburger pizza but you didnt have any so I had to make one up and I forgot to put bacon on it so could you put bacon on it ..... Hut Who is this? Gamma gives name Hut ok We will add bacon ....... Few minutes later phone rings Hut: We are confused you already ordered bacon did you want double bacon Gamma: No Hut ok 30 minutes Gamma Hey can I have onion on it Hut Sure! red or white? Gamma Oh hell I dont know just do what you want Hangs up Suprisingly it was very good

Summer Fun

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So right after my post stopping blogging and enjoying summer I thought I would share my own summer fun We bought one of those blow up pools like this It's not quite level so bit lop sided Actually I went to sit down in the other day and misjudged my big urm size and sat on side Water started gushing out Luckily with my quick thinking I flipped over to my knees and saved the day Gamma who was in the pool at time said I was chanting OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO She was no help She was laughing so hard she got wrapped up in her swim noodles These things You see its so hot and we didnt put the pool up until July so all the stores are out of rafts We discovered (clever me) that if you take three of these noodles you can almost float one under head one under middle one under knees Yes Three years ago I was lounging around in Mexico in a resort like this Now I am floating on noodles in a blow up pool that may or may not collapse due to my arse size Life IS really a journ

Makes you think

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I saw this over on post secret today Makes you wonder If your life is busy happy do we blog less I read a lot of blogs and I think its true its summer lets not delete our blogs but lets enjoy the warm days orig image here  I hope you are all having fun! or maybe I am just not blogging as much because I am boring lol