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They cut off all my hair and look like a fat old lady  I was sad But now  There was a reason Just found out I am going to be a Grandma

I dont know what it is about blogging If I dont have something I think the whole world will find HILARIOUS I dont bother We have had rain here for a solid month No sun I am going bonkers I got over my man cold but then hubby had it so it was the man flu  Then mom had to one up me and get it but hers turned into pneumonia I was working so hubby ran her to ER and now he goes around saying I saved Gammas life! Yes honey yes you did She is on meds now though so hopefully she gets better My daughter is going through major life stresses economically wise I do my Scarlett thing Fiddle Dee Dee it be better think about it tomorrow Work is going well I got a promotion and new duties and really like it We are getting a new cat She is like two weeks old now just waiting for her to be old enough to come home Its a calico and the owner says its a boy but only one in 3000 calicos is a male So I dont know  I hope it is a boy We are going to name it Gomer if it is I dont know what we will name it if it

I work too many hours  Too many jobs  Thankfully they are work at home But the fall out of that is I dont drive my beautiful love of my life my Audi My true love In December she wouldnt start because she had sat so long I havent gotten gas since October LOL Anywho I drove her today She was out of gas She was on E I promised her that she could have premium gas Even if it was 4.20 a gallon But I barely put six gallons in and started clicking off What the heck The gas gauge must be broke Oh no I squeezed off as much as I could But oh noooooo The gas gauge doesnt work  My poor baby But then.......... I got in and noticed I was looking at the temp.  gauge I guess she was cold. hahahahaha I am such a dumb arse

I am sick I think I have the flu But I never get sick So I am being a big baby I think I dont just have the flu I think I have the man flu like this

Thank you St Jude for interceding on my behalf and thank you for prayers answered :)

I have always been conscious of the fashion world Is this in style? Does this fit right? Are my shoes shiny or scuffed? Do I have a run in my pantyhose? That lady has a fake Gucci bag. Who does she think she is fooling? But working at home I am all do my pajamas match Should I wear a bra? So going out is a bit more challenging I have to find real clothes For the real world Didn’t I use to have a lot of them? Where did they go? Oh right I grew out of them Not that my taste has changed because I have matured but that I really grew out of them because my arse is bigger. Anywho Since I am getting old and going to doc more than before, either from me stepping on TOOTHPICKS or going with mom I have become fashionably aware of medical aids She has a nice wheelchair That’s a nice cane look you can sit on it Wow look his cast it is blue When I had to use crutches to go to doc after TOOTHPICK incident I was so proud of myself that I had a pair. Thrown in storage for years

I call this picture, Let's hope not! I have mentioned how handy my man is here ....... and here ..... But that's neither here nor there. Today's story is : Our overhead light went out in the kitchen. Acutally we have two. I changed the first one when we first moved in our home. It's really not hard as you would think, you just have to clip some wires together and ground it, couple screws. Anywhooooo I told hubby go get me a new one at Home Depot. They had one like for 12 bucks! Woot! He is terrified of anything electrical. My feeling is if it wasn't a do it yourself type project, they wouldnt sell it at Home Depot. Right? Yes I know they sell sewer pipes there along with roof shingles but my point still stands. I can do it. So Mom and I had this convo. ME :I am going to replace that light today HER: Is Dave going to help you ME: He is going to hold the chair HER: Oh I have that step ladder thingy over there ME: Great I will use that HER: W