Things Dad's do
Things Dads do Change diapers Take you to preschool Take you to your first day of school Watch Ren and Stimpy with you in jammies Dress up like Barny at your 6th bday party Take diva wife, you and your best friend camping and fishing Listen to them complain and moan and cry the entire weekend and still think it was fun Drive diva wife, you and your best friend on yearly vacations Listen to us yammer complain giggle and be generally annoying with no complaint Stop at every flea market, mall, silly attraction, ill timed rest stops along the way Teach you how to fish Teach you how to drive Teach you how to change a tire Not beat the crap out of the boys you brought home Make up a silly pet names for you Love us all I am so jealous of you for having such a father. But I am really blessed with such a hubby Happy Fathers Day xx