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Pet me! No! Pet me! You would think, looking at this picture, that these pets get no loving or attention. In reality they are just jealous of each other and cant stand it if one is getting attention

Im working or trying too Goober is in the other room with one of his toys Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee squeaky says Weee we Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Goober what do you have? Stop it Gooober comes in I dont have anything Why Goes in other room Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee I get up from working Dang it (*&* you are driving me crazy. But I was sitting on it It sounded far away because, my fat arse was muffling it and evidently im so fat I dont even notice sitting on such things anymore Sorry Goober My Bad

You are an idiot Why are you being such an arsehole. I am not being mean to Goober He went in the litter box for gosh sakes! He is lucky he doesn't  live on a chain in yard now Goober go lay down Goober get away from me. Stop looking at me like that I am not trying to pick a fight. Boo hoo sob That commercial is so sweet Maybe I should go to a fat farm I think I will I spent hours researching one I am going to go for 3 months What do you mean I cant go You dont care about me You are selfish No I didnt get any sleep I havent slept in 24 hours probably because of you and how you drive me insane. Who can sleep. I dont feel like working Just because, what you mean why dont I feel like working I got someone to cover I don't know how long Why should I work all the time All I do is work No one cares They just want more more more You all just want more more more the more I give more you want. Its never about me always you you you  No I don't want to go

  I posted this picture before showing you how we are hunkered down for the winter But you can see my two pets, Goober and Beuhla get along very well. They are very close. She likes to lick his head  He likes to lick her um....other end. Since we got him as a puppy and she has always been friendly to other animals they are almost like siblings. Ok bear with me I am going to go off topic but it does all tie in  When Goober was a puppy, he was very easy to house break He would always go peedies outside through the pet door. However he would poo in house for quite a bit longer I could never catch him in the act. I would not scold him of course just clean it up and throw it away He always watched me clean it up and we tried hard to catch him in act. To be honest i have never seen him poo, he doesnt like to do it when anyone is watching I can walk him two miles and he wont poo.(ok two blocks who am I kidding walk 2 miles) Such a modest dog. He started going right by the trash where I was

For lunch today I could have one of these   Or one of these   or I could have this cholate turtle the size of a baby's fist    So what did I choose? I ate them all of course  LOL

 I get on the scale and I am up 7 pounds Seven! WTH? Then I notice my socks are like erm too tight Oh wait I have not had any blood pressure pills for oh I dunno , a week Boy was my face red LOL(get it? your face gets all red when your blood pressure is high) Anywhoooo I went and got them filled so thought I better take 2 of them Slept 10 hours they make you so sleepy Pee'd 8 gallons I swear. Woke up light headed Took my bp it was like 110/70 Good lord I am almost dead But hey I was down 6 pounds Why does that make me think it was all worth it? Not to fear internet, it is back to normal now I am going to try slim fast for a few weeks to see if I can jumpstart my diet. I am on day 3 and so far doing alright 2 shakes a sensible dinner, easy peasy right? Only problem is my dinner keeps getting earlier and earlier I think today I will have dinner at 3pm maybe 2:30 if i can hold out. I figure if I am sleeping all the time with these stupid winter blues I might as wel

Sometimes I break out in song for no reason. Not any well known song. Just random tunes in my head and I sing out whatever I am thinking. This of course has drove my family nuts for years. This morning dear hubby trying to be all snarky asked what my plans were for the day. He implied I was going to sleep all day, again, like usual. I busted out in my loudest proudest American Idol Audition type Singing Voice. I sleep till one, while you work all day. I make more money than you anyway! After which I proceeded to laugh merrily and evil like. He went to work without giving me my good bye kiss :(