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Are You Listening?

There are a lot of popular songs that i just love. If you listen to the lyrics and take them out of context they are actually quite disturbing. If not disturbing they do make me giggle. examples below: Can you name the popular songs I lifted them from She tied you to a kitchen chair, she broke your throne, she cut your hair I love your pants around your feet And I love the dirt that's on your knees As a joke I sent a bottle of whiskey As you choked you said it made you feel dirty... You will believe in me And I can never be ignored Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you oh so bad But I did it anyway Dont they sound creepy on their own. These are all love songs. So funny. What do you think do you know any of them?

Not Just Me

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Being all fat and out of shape doesnt mean I am not motivated to exercise. Deciding it was time to be fit and healthy, I took Goober on a brisk walk with me. You might remember me blogging on his loose leash training here . I forgot to update you all that it does work. I use the turn around method. If the dog pulls you hard going one way, you turn around and walk the other way. Pretty soon the dog walks besides you because you are so unpredicable. He does look nervous and tense the entire walk. I just act as if I dont know why he is always looking up at me. ANYWHOOOO we went around the whole block! I know! Impressive! Here is a picture of Goober afterwards. At least now I know it's not just me out of shape. LOL Poor Goober

Tuesdays around Town

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Since I am such a lazy slug these days and slept in until 1pm, todays Tuesdays are all drive by shootings. I promise to do better next week. First to give you some perspective, this is what the street looks like that all these homes are on. I took it to show how weird it is so many different types of homes all thrown together on one street. All under the monster trees we all love of course :) You cant really tell from this picture too well but this house is stucco sort of and with the colour and landscaping it looks like it should be down south or in phonix or something. i like it as it looks out of place with the others and I like what they did with the limited spaced yard. I had to drive around the block to get this huge monster of a house. It is on a corner lot. Who builds these things? I thought i was a nut with my huge privacy fence now I want one of these It looks like a fortress. I would want to build a moat Finally this one I featured on one of my first Tuesdays around town but

Twilight Town Living

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I am always yammering how my adopted town I call Mayberry is like a glimpse into the early century. Sometimes I feel as if I fell into a freaking Twilight Zone Episode. To prove I am not all insane and stuff here is a day around town Today we had lunch downtown We got this from a street vendor But we ate beside this little old popcorn stand that is still open on certain days. Across the street is a Barbershop Here are flowers that are all along the streets. Also adorned with stone benches if you should get tired. If that is not enough to convince you, here is a car along with a gentleman in a 1920s hat. I told you I wasnt insane. ;)

Someone Should Tell Them

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A friend of mine went back to work at an office. We were gabbing of all the fun things working can mean. Things like lunches,clothes,shoes, bags, and being go to girl. But then the convo took a strange and unexpected turn. It left me laughing and wanting to cry at the same time. Me: Oh you get to wear pantyhose and heels again Her: ugh I hate hose, I will just get a tan. Me: Oh right, I forgot you are young and cute and think they are just for color. Her: What do you mean? Oh the control tops? Me: No, they just make your legs look better hold it all up so you dont sag. Her: What do you mean? Me: Like your knees. Her: You have knobby knees? Me: No when you get older you have knees like this. Her: Oh how funny. Me: Yes it is funny, you and I will talk in a few years and have a great laugh. What you think dear internet? Should I tell her about underwire bras too? LOL How cute.

Tuesdays around Town

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Tuesdays here YAY This first house I like because it just so HUGE I dont think you notice the size of it right away because of the front porch I also like the colour it looks blue Big Blue Keeping with that theme, this house here is so tiny. It looks like it should be sitting in someones back yard as a guest house but it's not. This tiny house is on the corner sitting proud with all the big houses. I would last like one week in this one before my own hording ran me out of it. Since flowers are still blooming around here, I thought I would include this one. What care this homeowner did on their walk way. I would do that but I would probably just trample on them in excitment when the UPS guy brought me my ebay purchases.

Who You Gonna Call?

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Last week we were poor for a couple days. Waiting for Gammas check to come in. (lol kidding ......kind of) I had two visa gift cards I could still use. I had 62.00 left on one and 50.00 on the other. Yay Giving Gamma the 50 dollar one we rushed off to the store to buy food. The convo on the way went like this. Me: Don't go over now, it is only worth 50.00 dollars. Her: Well sh$t, I should have brought my calculator. Me: It's alright I have my iphone. Her: Who the hell you going to call? Everyone we know is broke. Me: No it has a calculator on it. Her: Oh, well now I feel stupid and broke. Me: YAY So true, so very true PS She swears I said phone and not iphone and thats why she didn't get it. We wont push that or she will feel as if she is broke, stupid and deaf. Fun!