Mandatory Blog Here

Last Monday Them: It will be there Friday Us: Yay Last Friday Them: Your lines suck call the land lord Saturday Us: They said you suck the lines are fine. Them: Says you canceled it US: Erm No we moved we didn't cancel it Them Oh right ok sorry my bad, it be there Friday Us: Ok cool Another Friday Them Its there hook it up Us: Erm its here it doesnt work now Them Oh right lets walk you through it for say about 2 hours Us: Ok it works Them Yay Today Us: Shit it dont work Them Hold please. Us: Ok Them Its your lines call your landlord Us: Click &^*&%# US: Hello cable company? When can you come out install internet Them Tomorrow Us Sweet

True Blood is back on HBO Season 2 I freaking love this series I have always had a thing for vampires I dont know what it is about them but they are so sexy Bite me! They are based loosely on these Sookie Stackhouse books here: Very Sexy Fun Entertainment

I blogged here when I got my new Kindle and loved it. I blogged here when it broke and how great customer service was to replace it next day air. I am blogging TODAY how it is broke AGAIN I am providing a link BELOW on buying the extended warranty. BECAUSE: The *&*&*$#$ broke. Same thing. AGAIN Yes I love it. Yes customer service is great Yes they are replacing it again next day air BUT DANG IT! Buy the extended warranty.....that's all I am saying.

Me: I ate a bunch of cookies, watched a cartoon ,and fell asleep I'm like a little kid Her: I ate left over pizza, watched a movie and fell asleep. I'm like a teenager. Him: I ate dinner and fell asleep watching the news I'm like an old man. LOL

I love old houses I have an old house but it is crappy I am lazy and dont feel like redoing it Also i like to shop so I dont want to spend money on it either Never the less, I do adore an old home with a big porch blah blah We have lots in our town I'll post a few Arent they lovely ?

I bought an E-cig There is a link on the side if you want to know more about it Basically its electronic cig delivers nicotine no smoke and you get to exhale this cool looking vapor that feels looks like smoke. Sweeeeeeeeeeet When I do my online job I smoke A LOT So with my handy dandy e thingy gadget in hand I am puffing away feeling all kinds of healthy and cool and looking all Cruella Deville But…. It never goes out like a regular cig I have no idea how much nicotine I am sucking down And 28 hours later with no sleep I am thinking Maybe this is not a cool thing Dang it all. But finally two sleeping pills and one nerve pill 18 hours sleep later I think I will give it another go

ME: Does it take screws? HER: Yes, but it has hooks too ME: Oh you screw these in first? HER: I think so. ME: I got his cordless drill HER: Cool ME: Oh this bit thingy too small ME: Maybe we can wiggle it around HER: Yeah ok HER: Do the screws go in now? ME: No it’s too hard ME: The holes are too small HER: Should I go get him? ME: Nah I think I can hammer them in HER: Cool ME: Yay HER: Curtains are up woohoo! US: Women rock!