Mandatory Blog Here

It needs to quit raining I mean for real The rain has reduced me to: Sleeping 10 to 11 hours a day Not getting dressed Watching the entire pirates triology Taking on a fake english accent Drinking rum Researching all of the characters on wikipedia Doing face book quizzes Impulse purchases on Kindle Evil evil one click buy it now Kindle Impulse purchases on Itunes Evil evil buy it now Itunes hook it up to your home theatre play it now itunes Tomorrow dear internet, I resolve to get up at a decent hour and stay up all day. After all tomorrow is another day....... Tell me you stay at home workers, moms ,dads, or whatever, how do you get out of these self imposed funks?

From Easterhumor .com

My friend has a 1 year old. He's adorable and perfect One of her neighbors has a baby the same age who of course does everything. She does it better, faster, sooner, quicker, blah blah Although the neighbor annoys my friend to no end we get to have convos like this now. Her: Super baby is coming over for his bday party Me: What did she make him? Her: LOL I dont know something I am sure. Me: She prolly be late cuz she has to wrap it first. Her: Super baby went to the zoo with us Me: Did she drive? Her: Super baby can walk already Me: Are they sending her down to the pub for cigs yet Her: No I think they have her rolling them though. I dont know why I am sharing this internet, maybe as a warning to all you young mothers not to compare what your baby is doing to other young mothers Because as you can see, no matter how great and super your baby is we will just make fun anyway. ;)

Yay the new season of Rescue me is out on FX I love this show I love Tommy Gavin I would say I love Denis Leary but we all know he is just an actor, happily married, and a nice guy. Boring! If you haven't lusted over Tommy Gavin the fire fighter yet you can catch up on his previous four seasons here: I highly recommend this to EVERYONE Come on dear internet, fess up! Who do you secretly lust over?

Where are my keys? Where is my purse? Why is the remote in the refrigerator? Let’s go tomorrow. Never mind. Oh! Lets go here. NOW! Where did we park? I forgot to pay it. I paid it twice. Where is that bill? I need a stamp. I’m out of checks. I’ll pay online. I’ll surf some blogs, a forum or two. My friends online!! YAY! How are you? What was I doing? I’m out of cigs, my lighters gone. I’ll use the stove. What’s that burning smell? I’m working now Go away. Where did you go? I didn’t know. I’ve lost my pills.

I work a lot of late nights and early mornings on my work at home gig Thankfully there are lots of infomercials on tv. So far I have learned the following: I need to straighten my wild hair I need to bump up my flat hair I need a skin regiment or I might get a pimple like Jessica Simpson I need all my stuff oxy cleaned not just clean I am wasting a fortune on paper towels I could fall off a regular ladder My old mop is disgusting My carpets are gross I make pasta the old fashion slow way My closets are over flowing and disorganized I store my shoes wrong I store my food wrong I should be investing in limited edition collectibles Wow! Who knew?

I hate mailing lists and store reward cards I hate to be marketed too because of my prior purchases I always feel as if i am missing out on cool new things because i didnt make the list. I did however make these lists based on my CVS coupons and Mailbox Mail box Fat lady clothes Slutty lingerie Computer gadgets Food gifts baskets Specialty Candy Stores Coupons Midol Candy Diet pills/drinks/food $ off prescription So according to big brother's database I am a still fertile medicated fat woman who sits in front of a computer in slutty lingerie all day long yelling because i have pms while eating candy and planning my next diet. That is sooooo wrong Ummm Wait....never mind.