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There are lots of perks to working at home but so far the best one I have discovered is the Meh factor What is meh? I will show you few examples Did you go to store? Meh Do you want to go tan? Meh Did you go ship those packages? Meh Did you update your blog? Meh Do you want to go to the dollar store? Meh Did you get gas? Meh See? See what I mean? Isnt that great? You can actually slop around in your jammies for three days straight and just say Meh. No one argues, questions, threatens, or judges you for it. Because you are at home. You are at home all day long. I wont think about it now. I will think about it tomorrow Total Bliss. I will try and update again soon But...... Tomorrow I have to tan, shop, ship, update, get gas and I am just so freaking busy.

I read an interesting article stating there may be a link between madness and genius Sir Isaac Newton, Said to have been bipolar with bouts of enthusiasm and depression According to his biography he once stuck a hat pin in his own eye as part of his experiments with light, vision, and refraction. It was stated he would get up in the morning and be unable to move from bed because of all the thoughts that rushed into his head upon waking. He also spent many years practicing alchemy, convinced he could manufacture gold. John Nash He was the mathematical genius the movie a beautiful mind was based on. Suffering from schizophrenia he has been quoted as saying: “One aspect of this is that rationality of thought imposes a limit on a person's concept of his relation to the cosmos" Also thought to suffer mental illness are Edgar Allen Poe, Beethoven and Vincent Van Gough. Why am I so serious today dear internet? I don’t know! I think we should all embrace our inner crazy. I think that

(buy it at amazon here ) Sorry I haven’t updated in a while dear internet. Please forgive me? I was just so very busy. Don’t believe me? Look a small sampling what I have done so far this week. Ripped my body hair out by the roots with an at home waxing kit. Found this website: here (if you can't get in it's too cool for you.) Watched all of The Sopranos with subtitles! ( Fark me? Fark you!) Managed to leave mom in center of Wal-mart parking lot in pouring rain Ate a lot of pasta Paid bills and ignored overwhelming urge to go gambling. Wallowed in pity for a few hours because I couldn’t go gambling. Tanned Entered numerous contests and sweepstakes and made elaborate plans what to do with my winnings. Slept 20 hours in a 48 hour period. So see dear internet, you have to forgive me. I mean who can manage such a life? Fark me? Fark you. I’m sorry Tony ;)

First thank you everyone who entered What great fun Second please come back often as this was so fun I will have to do it again! The winner is Smooshy who wrote this comment: Smooshy said... The worst gift I ever received was this past Christmas from my father-in-law. A necklace made out of a crocodile claw, it's hideous! And in bad taste seeing as how I'm a vegetarian. I have no idea what some people are thinking when they're gift shopping. Thanks Smooshy and hope you like this one better Please contact me asap with your mailing details

I dropped my purse face down and all the loose change fell on the floor. While cursing and grunting to bend over and pick it up, it occurred to me that I have loose change everywhere Any open freaking container, bag, pocket, jar, piece of furniture, or car has change in, on, or under it. They need to be in one spot! I will do that now! I proceeded to plow through rooms, flipping cushions, rattling pockets, empty drawers, and shaking bags. I ended up with two Tupperware bowls of loose change. Wow Feeling proud of myself for getting the coins chaos under control, I looked at the gleaming piles of cash as my payment. I ran off to a coin for cash machine. 80 bucks! Look how productive I am. I deserved a treat. Two stores, lunch, and one tanning session later I staggered home. I threw the few coins left over from my windfall on the table, dropped my bags and gazed in horror at destruction in house. It looked like a tornado had gone through here. Cushions flipped drawers out, scattered conta

Sometimes everyone needs a bit of inspiration. This one is almost perfect in my opinion The ending though with the man and son reference annoys me. Besides that is it perfect. Enjoy! If If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to

I know I mention it a lot, but I drive an itty bitty sports car. I only do because I love it so freaking much, I can’t help it. The down side to it, and it’s a small one, hardly worth noticing, is its so itty bitty those that the big fat arsed SUVs and Vans don’t always see me. The other day this stupid big van, I guess we can call it a SBV, pulled out over in our lane like we weren’t there. Luckily, I am like all kind of awesomeness defensive driver type in a car with lightening reflexes so I easily avoided collision. I don’t even get upset when things like that happen. I assume chick must be in a hurry. Maybe she is carting around kids, or going to four or five stores to get her grocery shopping done as cheaply as possible in her big old gas guzzling SBV. Who am I to judge? This time though, I chased her down. She kept going faster, flipping lanes and so did I I am sure she was worried, because she knows what she did wrong. Oh yes she did know! She saw my laughing face in my shiny ca