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I have mentioned being adult ADD before somewhere in my blog I dont feel like linking it Ha go figure (its like details man no time for details) Anywho..... dinking around with my meds and off them for a few days This is not a good thing Before I was diagnosed I was always STRESSED OUT Stressed because the ADD mind has alot of things going through it. A lot of projects to complete. A lot of new projects wanting to be started and of course, all the silly annoying things to do with living. Things like oh I don't know cooking,cleaning,working,care giving,living anything that is a pain in the @ss. Long ago stress would boil over and I would lose it in the stupidest ways Usually screaming at some poor min wage worker, doctor, customer service rep, loved one, who ever was in the way. The bad thing about an Adult with ADD is there is no filter i n our brain We are also usually clever, articulate, and brutally honest. McD employee screws up your change, scream at manager t

I am coming up dry on blog entries I could blog about what a great Christmas I had, but all my Christmas’s have been great. Rich or poor it is a magical time of year and I love everything about it. Some years I haven’t gotten in the spirit until the last minute, but come Christmas day I always feel blessed with my family and friends. I could list my New Year’s Resolutions but I will just refer you to last year’s or the years before or the year before, you get the idea. So yes very boring charmed life I know. Although, to be honest my life is not charmed, I just am one of those annoying optimistic types that never complain. What is the point anyway, besides to make others around you miserable too? If not miserable at least it makes people who really care about you worried and the ones that don’t really care and are just tolerating you bored, amused or appalled. So what do you think dear internet? Is this a good out look to have on life? I can say for me in my getting oh so

There are a lot of popular songs that i just love. If you listen to the lyrics and take them out of context they are actually quite disturbing. If not disturbing they do make me giggle. examples below: Can you name the popular songs I lifted them from She tied you to a kitchen chair, she broke your throne, she cut your hair I love your pants around your feet And I love the dirt that's on your knees As a joke I sent a bottle of whiskey As you choked you said it made you feel dirty... You will believe in me And I can never be ignored Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you oh so bad But I did it anyway Dont they sound creepy on their own. These are all love songs. So funny. What do you think do you know any of them?

I am always yammering how my adopted town I call Mayberry is like a glimpse into the early century. Sometimes I feel as if I fell into a freaking Twilight Zone Episode. To prove I am not all insane and stuff here is a day around town Today we had lunch downtown We got this from a street vendor But we ate beside this little old popcorn stand that is still open on certain days. Across the street is a Barbershop Here are flowers that are all along the streets. Also adorned with stone benches if you should get tired. If that is not enough to convince you, here is a car along with a gentleman in a 1920s hat. I told you I wasnt insane. ;)

A friend of mine went back to work at an office. We were gabbing of all the fun things working can mean. Things like lunches,clothes,shoes, bags, and being go to girl. But then the convo took a strange and unexpected turn. It left me laughing and wanting to cry at the same time. Me: Oh you get to wear pantyhose and heels again Her: ugh I hate hose, I will just get a tan. Me: Oh right, I forgot you are young and cute and think they are just for color. Her: What do you mean? Oh the control tops? Me: No, they just make your legs look better hold it all up so you dont sag. Her: What do you mean? Me: Like your knees. Her: You have knobby knees? Me: No when you get older you have knees like this. Her: Oh how funny. Me: Yes it is funny, you and I will talk in a few years and have a great laugh. What you think dear internet? Should I tell her about underwire bras too? LOL How cute.

Had a garage sale on Friday and Saturday. I love people watching and interacting and lots of funny things happened I will share my two fav with you dear internet. Man:How much is this? Me: Ten dollars Man:Does it work Me Yes of course Man:This? and this does it work? Me You bet Man Will you take 15 for both of them Me: Erm yes, that one is marked 10 the other 5 so that would be 15. Man:Well .......shit......' Me: So the girl got married Neighbor: Yeah I heard thats so nice. Me: He took our last name. Neighbor: Really? Me: Yeah, well he was a smith, it not like that hard to give up is it? Customer: Hey I am a Smith..... Me: See what I mean you cant turn around with out spitting on one. LOL Anyway, it was great fun and we made lots of money I dont think I will be having one for a few years though.

A dear aquaintance of mine lives in a nice orderly apartment. They have specific days they can use the laundry room to avoid chaos and anarchy. Her day is Monday. She sticks to her designated day and never misses one. One Monday she went down to do a couple loads of underthings and found a pair of her undies on the table With a post it note. "APT 1, you left these in the dryer". Big Granny Panties Big Granny Panties that were erm...worn and comfy They had been there all week. Hilarious Me being the sympathetic type I am decided immediately upon hearing her story, to blog about it. Because............ Thats how I am ;)

Crack for the ADD Mind Ok, it is no secret I have Adult ADD. I usually delude myself that it is all under control until I get lost in a haze or a maze. Examples below Rhapsody Simple task make a playlist and listen to music whilst you work away content and happy ADD nightmare: Pick one song and they say oh you might like this song. Click Repeat Click Repeat Click Repeat. Result: Work is not getting done, stupid crazy play lists that I will never listen too, and hours of wasted time Amazon Buy a book, yes I like this book Click Often bought with………..this I wonder why? Click And this………. Click Result broke and tons of stupid books on my kindle that I don’t remember buying nor will I ever read. NOW Netflix I got the roku box So I can play movies INSTANTLY CLICK Play YAY Result………..you might like this……… GAH I have 116 instant movies on my stupid box and I haven’t watched one yet. I hate love technology.

I always thought Perez Hilton was a bit over the top and just down right mean but this post he has since taken down on Micheal Jackson is just pure EVIL Read it here: http://mashable.com/2009/06/25/perez-hilton-michael-jackson/

True Blood is back on HBO Season 2 I freaking love this series I have always had a thing for vampires I dont know what it is about them but they are so sexy Bite me! They are based loosely on these Sookie Stackhouse books here: Very Sexy Fun Entertainment

Let’s start something new here. Tasteless Tuesdays Basically it’s been on the net and on blog for awhile. People upload, write about, and link to things they have heard, seen, or read which they find tasteless. But it’s easy to make fun of others, right? Let’s take it a step further, shall we? I am going to take pictures, stories, tales of tasteless things I have! Because while I may have bad taste, at least I know it and find it part of my … Ummm.. Charm? Wit? Quirkiness? Style? Whatever….lets carry on? This week is this A chicken Made of wood On a rope On my side porch Above our gas grill Top that!

It needs to quit raining I mean for real The rain has reduced me to: Sleeping 10 to 11 hours a day Not getting dressed Watching the entire pirates triology Taking on a fake english accent Drinking rum Researching all of the characters on wikipedia Doing face book quizzes Impulse purchases on Kindle Evil evil one click buy it now Kindle Impulse purchases on Itunes Evil evil buy it now Itunes hook it up to your home theatre play it now itunes Tomorrow dear internet, I resolve to get up at a decent hour and stay up all day. After all tomorrow is another day....... Tell me you stay at home workers, moms ,dads, or whatever, how do you get out of these self imposed funks?

My friend has a 1 year old. He's adorable and perfect One of her neighbors has a baby the same age who of course does everything. She does it better, faster, sooner, quicker, blah blah Although the neighbor annoys my friend to no end we get to have convos like this now. Her: Super baby is coming over for his bday party Me: What did she make him? Her: LOL I dont know something I am sure. Me: She prolly be late cuz she has to wrap it first. Her: Super baby went to the zoo with us Me: Did she drive? Her: Super baby can walk already Me: Are they sending her down to the pub for cigs yet Her: No I think they have her rolling them though. I dont know why I am sharing this internet, maybe as a warning to all you young mothers not to compare what your baby is doing to other young mothers Because as you can see, no matter how great and super your baby is we will just make fun anyway. ;)

Yay the new season of Rescue me is out on FX I love this show I love Tommy Gavin I would say I love Denis Leary but we all know he is just an actor, happily married, and a nice guy. Boring! If you haven't lusted over Tommy Gavin the fire fighter yet you can catch up on his previous four seasons here: I highly recommend this to EVERYONE Come on dear internet, fess up! Who do you secretly lust over?

(buy it at amazon here ) Sorry I haven’t updated in a while dear internet. Please forgive me? I was just so very busy. Don’t believe me? Look a small sampling what I have done so far this week. Ripped my body hair out by the roots with an at home waxing kit. Found this website: here (if you can't get in it's too cool for you.) Watched all of The Sopranos with subtitles! ( Fark me? Fark you!) Managed to leave mom in center of Wal-mart parking lot in pouring rain Ate a lot of pasta Paid bills and ignored overwhelming urge to go gambling. Wallowed in pity for a few hours because I couldn’t go gambling. Tanned Entered numerous contests and sweepstakes and made elaborate plans what to do with my winnings. Slept 20 hours in a 48 hour period. So see dear internet, you have to forgive me. I mean who can manage such a life? Fark me? Fark you. I’m sorry Tony ;)

Sometimes everyone needs a bit of inspiration. This one is almost perfect in my opinion The ending though with the man and son reference annoys me. Besides that is it perfect. Enjoy! If If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to

So I got my eyelash extensions done on Sunday And you have to sit there with your eyes closed entire time and my beautician is so sweet. She doesn’t seem to mind when my eyes close my mouth opens wide and doesn’t close THE ENTIRE TIME Things discussed within the 45 minutes of none stop yammering: * My Girls fiancés is taking her name but it doesn’t matter his is boring * Horrible names of men we know * I gave a woman an I love Dick keychain, her husbands name is Richard * I told her they were out of I love Peter ones * Her Dick of a husband wanted to know who pPeter was * How much weddings cost * She spent way too much on hers and we should sooo do Vegas instead * Mexico had a queue on their marriages at resort * I am her favorite customer some customers act uppity * I noticed all people getting pedicures act uppity * She told me they are forced to give them to be licensed * Some students need nerve pills to do them * How much I hate feet. * Told her dear hubby cut me with his toe na