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Graduation, Celebration, Lamentation

So the Girl Graduated last night, obtaining the long awaited and very expensive Degree. She is the first in our family and I am so very proud. So proud that I can only blame that on the following actions. Things Mom did at her only child's graduation: -Sobbed loudly -Blew nose honking like a wild goose call when auditorium was silent -Promised to be nice around the Fiances Parents -Screamed dinner and drinks on me money is no object after ceremony -Made no reservations -Suggested we sit in bar while waiting for table -3 Long Island Ice teas while waiting for table -1 Long Island Ice tea at table ignored appetizers -Sampling everyone else drink? -Thought I was quite funny and charming, realizing today I was only drunk with pride and liquer -At one point said the phrase, why didnt you just buy him condems hell i bought her condems -Insisted the entire table go to vegas for the wedding and it was all on me! -Hugged and sobbed over girl numerous times exclaiming I never thought you wou