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It's here My Kindle! I thought the iphone was great but this thing...... OMG Every ADHD persons dream! I would like to read that book. Now! I wish I could surf the net wirelessly away from home. Now! I wonder if that books is any good? I should download a preview. Now! I can barely see this font, I wish it was bigger. NoW! I use to have that book. I wish I still did. I would read it again. Now! Yes, I know all you artsy fartsy types like to smell your old moldy books and dream of when you first read it. I get how you fell in love with it and how the look of the worn and torn yellow pages makes you all weepy and sad for your lost youth. Its great how much you adore the dusty old book stores with the old creepy furniture and over varnished shelfs. I know how much you enjoyed purusing for hours to find some first edition kid book that is probably on sell on ebay for 8 dollars. I get it. I really do. I'd listen to you go on and on about it and I will even nod now and then, but ple

The Meaning of Christmas

A convo today with one of my dear male friends. Him: I am so bah humbug today Me: Why is that? Him: I don’t know Me: That’s a shame Him: I was listening to talk radio today Me: My God don’t listen to the news on the economy its depressing Him: No it was some Catholic station Me: Well that should be uplifting, aren’t you Catholic? Him: I was, well kind of, I don’t go to church but I listen to this show Me: I would think that should count for something Him: Yes that’s what I thought Me: So what he say Him: Oh that none of it matters no one remembers you when you’re gone anyway Me: Well that is depressing for a priest Him No not really it more like Christmas is about people not gifts or decorations Me Yes of course but I like gifts, don’t you? Him You know what they say money can’t buy happiness Me: Who says that Him: Everyone says that Me: Yeah you know who says that? Cheap people do. (giggles) Him I am not into gifts this year Me: You’re not? Him No they are silly meaningless material