Im working or trying too
Goober is in the other room with one of his toys
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee squeaky says
Goober what do you have?
Gooober comes in
I dont have anything
Goes in other room
I get up from working
Dang it (*&* you are driving me crazy.
I was sitting on it
It sounded far away because, my fat arse was muffling it
and evidently im so fat I dont even notice sitting on such things anymore