Thursday, October 29, 2009
I miss having a little one for Halloween
Being the conceited diva mom that I am, Halloween gave me a chance to show off my cleverness, imagination, and awesome crafting skills.
Unfortunately my little diva wanted to be whatever was freaking popular or girly that year.
Disney princess of the year (Jasmine, Areil, Belle)
But you have to make them happy right?
What is a creative genius like yours truly to do?
Thankfully her best friend was the youngest of four.
Her mom was tired and they all went as hobos each year.
The girls BFF would let me dress her as I pleased.
I got to dress her as
An Awesome pirate( we just love Pirates of Caribbean that year)
A scary wolf ( went with riding hood and grandma costumes)
A computer bug
A big baby
Another year, I got to dress my own mom up as an IPHONE
Sadly, it was for a contest at the bingo hall and all the oldies kept asking her if she was a calculator.
Sadly though this year I have no one to be my show piece.
If I had a little one this year ,I would totally dress them as
Octomom (long black wig, big fat lips 8 babies)
Ballon boy (I am thinking cardbord box with a thing of jiffy pop on their head)
If I was feelng real creative, I would make em up as that Im just a bill character from the school house rock songs. Put Public Healthcare on it and a Big FAT VETO
Sigh.....such talent wasted
How are you dressing your kids this year?