Metamorphosis

Back in January, I quit my full time job of 13 years to concentrate on my at home business.
With so much more free time, I spent most of my time on, manicures, hair appointments, eyelash extensions and leisurely brunches and basic lazy days.

During one quick shopping trip I dropped by Wal-Mart to pick up a few things and I was surprised by it being a “different place”.
It was a lot of moms with their kids and retired people.
The pace was SLOW, no one was rushed and I felt totally out of place.
I was in full makeup in my faux fur jacket looking at laundry baskets.
But hey that’s me, no reason not to take care of you first!

Another time, I picked up mom in hot diva car to go shopping and despaired we were dressed alike.

But today, something happened.
I had on my not so dirty only wore them once Capri’s
My good t-shirt, by good I mean it is long and covers my big gut (no control tops for me!)
A banana clip in my hair
No manicure
No make up
Glasses on as contacts are a bother.

Me: Does my hair look alright in this clip
Her: Ummm
Me: Ok, it’s out. Better? (Wild hair stands up all over), do you have a comb?
Her: No
Me: Looking in vanity mirror, well shit.
Her: I know
Me: Wth (*&,#) when did this happen?
Her: I think it’s been coming on a while now.
Me: Well………………………sh*&t

LOL

Monday, we are going back to high maintenance.

Comments

  1. Liz MaysJuly 11, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    That is so funny! It happens and we can't control it!

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  2. mandatorybloghereJuly 11, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    OHH no dont say that LOL

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  3. Family BestJuly 11, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    It's funny how that happens isn't it? I remember getting dressed in the mornings, they say if you work at home work like you work anywhere and after all this time I feel proud if I slip out of my pajamas and get into a pair of shorts and baggy tshirt to start work. But, just think how much easier going we've become? I think hehe

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  4. mandatorybloghereJuly 11, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    lol yes it is easier, time has skewed too.
    like a trip to the store is a HUGE task now

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  5. DixieJuly 12, 2009 at 10:31 AM

    I knew I had slipped when all I had to do was change from sweats to jeans, and my kids would ask "What are you so dressed up for"?

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  6. mandatorybloghereJuly 12, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    lol dixie how funny

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  7. poor rach from ukJuly 12, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    aww friend it hard sometimes not to let things slip but how funny lol

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  8. Christie FarrarJuly 13, 2009 at 7:49 AM

    i am glad you are back in the swing of things
    watch out world, diva is back

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