Tuesday, February 17, 2009
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Sorry I haven’t updated in a while dear internet.
Please forgive me?
I was just so very busy.
Don’t believe me?
Look a small sampling what I have done so far this week.
Ripped my body hair out by the roots with an at home waxing kit.
Found this website: here (if you can't get in it's too cool for you.)
Watched all of The Sopranos with subtitles! ( Fark me? Fark you!)
Managed to leave mom in center of Wal-mart parking lot in pouring rain
Ate a lot of pasta
Paid bills and ignored overwhelming urge to go gambling.
Wallowed in pity for a few hours because I couldn’t go gambling.
Entered numerous contests and sweepstakes and made elaborate plans what to do with my winnings.
Slept 20 hours in a 48 hour period.
So see dear internet, you have to forgive me.
I mean who can manage such a life?
Fark me? Fark you. I’m sorry Tony ;)